Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas Post-Pope Gets Dizzy, Airplanes, and HEALTHCARE!

I woke up and the breaker was popped, my dad was fumbling with the short and I decided to help. Bad fucking idea, we tried to unscrew the black wire, and I got shocked yet again...this is the third time in my life that my ninja reflexes have saved my life. Trust me if you ever get shocked at that magnitude you better hope your heart can handle it, because it feels like running six miles after doing a rail of cocaine and slamming a vial of epinephrine in about six seconds with adrenal secretion that is overwhelming. If this was recorded I'm sure it would have been the global fail of the day, sparks flew everywhere and I thought I died.

Anyways, Pope Benedict XVI was fucking tackled by a crazy bitch at Christmas mass at St. Peters Besilica and  surprisingly brushes it off and continues with service. This has started a frenzy amongst the bishop and clergy about threats to his life and welfare. The Vatican media has portrayed this incident as the woman just wanting a hug...WHAT! Who obscenely jumps a rope with coordinated precision to get a hug? And why would they restrategize security for popehugging maniacs? This was clearly an assassination attempt or a distraught woman who has been wronged by the church in some way, maybe they stole a piece of anti-matter and she was the owner. Who knows? The video is on youtube if you want to check it out.

Over the past three days airlines have been dealing with their planes breaking apart, crazy landings, and even bomb attempts. A Jamaican flight plane on American Airlines attempted to land and overshot the runway in Kingston then broke in three pieces. A Dublin flight also had trouble landing on their tarmac due to icy conditions, which leaves me to wonder, why was the tarmac icy to begin with? Did the maintanence crew in Dublin meet up with the Jamaican crew somewhere and share holiday spirit in form of wreath like substance and forget to salt the runway?!
Also a Nigerian man tried to blow up a plane after landing in Detroit acting on behalf of Al-Qaida, the bomb was allegedly composed of liquid and powder. And beleive it or not, but the flight was en-route from...you guessed it Amsterdam, I guess the airlines are getting too lazy with the baggage checking procedures. It makes me wonder if all these recent airline mishaps doesn't have something to do with a massive drug trafficking conspiracy.LOL. A Turkish flight heading out of Amsterdam caused several fatalities, this is almost improbable, how many accidents involving airplanes can there be? My condolences to the families of these lost loved ones.

 
                                                                                                                                                                         After pingponging, fillabustering, and political manduction in the senate Obama's healthcare plan is officially passed. It's about time. With a vote of 60D-R39, you cannot be mad at the handslapping of the Obama Administration anymore, now, I know my previous posts on political view has been on the fence. But, now I beleive with massive influence and unrelenting billpassing on the insurance companies we can move forward with Obama's second promise...to stop outsourcing and create more jobs in the U.S.A. THANK Fucking GOD.

This is KANNABULL and I'm full.

2 comments:

dmillsify said...

Dude, you have to be kidding! Do you believe health care is a constitutional right? Even more do you beleive illegals have a right to taxpayer health care? Even Europe enforces it immigration laws staunchly. Much like Canada, illegal immigrants are not allowed to work or partake of soialized medicine. At the end of2010, you will see that this bill will end the career of democratic congressmen and make B Hussein Obama a single term president.

KANNABULL said...

The wax and wane of fiscal evolution is abundantly coherent to monetary output in the pharmecutical industry. with this in mind you have to question if you still want America to be the powerhouse of the world.
For example, if the government gave you a blank check to satisfy your every medical need in exchange for taxes that are being used for other people (which is exactly where it goes anyways) you would dignify injustification?
Canada has the right idea...but the wrong agenda. There is no recession, it's a virtual bleed pool for task at hand governing. If America were sincerely in debt there would be several plans set in motion to prevent uprising.
To further solidify my point, America is still a teenager in the eyes of global society. Teenagers do crazy shit, do they learn from these actions? Only time will tell, but it seems like everybody is thinking that this is a horrible plan.
I'm simply stating that insurance can never replace a good idea. And, yes, if I break my arm and say I will pay for the doctoring, so long as the arm is mended without delay (I've read stories of children dying because they did not have insurance). As for immigrational health status, well, I hate to take the blinders off your face, dmillsify, but you have already been paying for their healthcare.